HURRICANE

Oh my God, we're all freaking out. I WOULD tell you how my birthday party went, but there's a flipping CATEGORY 5 hurricane coming RIGHT AT US. We're going to Arkansas. This place stinks. Anyway, we're packing so I gotta go. I don't know how long I'll be gone for...

Note: Sorry, I wrote this when I was really scared and we were about to leave. I edited it.